i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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