Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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