Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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