so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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