you turned your livingroom into a bong?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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