Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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