What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
