Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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