My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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