bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I skipped work to stalk him.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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