IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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