Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
How's work?
Spinning.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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