The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you inspire me to be a worse person
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
