u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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