Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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