"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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