Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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