id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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