I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Just high enough for therapy.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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