I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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