dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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