fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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