This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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