Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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