i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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