she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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