Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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