we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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