Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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