so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
foreskin is a definite game changer
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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