Duck Duck Cougar?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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