What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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