so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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