Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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