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We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The uberlube is also flammable
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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