if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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