Duck Duck Cougar?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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