umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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