that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My pussy is not your playground.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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