He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
so much tequila, so little girl.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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