..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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