this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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