she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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