Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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