I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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