What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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