nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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