It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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