Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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