Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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