So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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