I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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