I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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