Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
