You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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