Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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