Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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