we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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